Cats don’t give a shit what they set their asses on. Toothbrushes, hair brushes, your pillow, kitchen counters…it all falls prey to their asses. The more contact you tend to have with this object, the bigger urge these dicks have to sit on it.
Case in point:
Browning’s ass is sitting on a toothbrush. That’s right. But this isn’t my toothbrush, it was my sister’s, so I took a picture instead of throwing him off the counter.
–Catherine
Cats Are Such Dicks 