This is Milo; he belongs to my friend Allison. While I don’t really want to feature other people’s dick cats on our blog, I don’t think this really counts since Allison and I are convinced that Milo and my cat Ernest are actually the same cat…he just travels between our houses using some magical portal I have yet to find….
Anyway, anyone who owns cats knows that they love to sit and stare stupidly out of windows. And anyone who owns a cat who is a dick (which are pretty much all cats except cats who are super old and/or cats who only have three legs) knows that dick cats hate the shit out of blinds. Milo is clearly a dick and will destroy anything that gets in the way of him staring stupidly out the window.