No one is hurting this cat. This is just her reaction to being moved from where she wanted to be on the couch. And where she wants to be is sleeping on my legs, but with her claws out and dug into my pajama bottoms so that if I move, I get shanked. Total dick behavior.
-Suzanne
Cats Are Such Dicks 
Yeah, my cat does this too. Except she’s not a dick. She’s a fucking bitch.
Yeah, my cat does the very same thing. Except she’s not a dick. She’s a fucking bitch. I have nicknamed her “Monkey Butt” because she’s a butthole with Monkey behavior. Into every thing and always causing chaos. I feel like I adopted a 2 year old.