Cats can’t speak, and thank god for that, because I don’t know if mine would ever shut the hell up.
So instead of them being able to say, “I don’t like THOSE cookies. I told you to buy chocolate chip cookies, asshole,” they do passive-aggressive things like this:
Not only has he made a statement, but now I have to pick them up too. Asshole.
–Catherine
Cats Are Such Dicks 