If I had a dollar for every time I yelled at these idiots to “GET DOWN” or “MOVE,” I’d have millions and I wouldn’t have to be writing this blog.
Alas, I don’t have millions and all I have is a collection of pictures of my cats laying on my shit because in their stupid pecan-sized brains, it’s actually their shit. Excuse me, but why the hell do you need to read InStyle?
Look at this smug asshole:
–Catherine
Cats Are Such Dicks 