Even if you were laying on your floor, bleeding profusely, and close to death, cats still wouldn’t care. Their only concerns are why you aren’t paying attention to them, and making sure their bowls are full.
I was trying to get work done (okay, I was Facebook-ing), and caught this staring at me.
GO AWAY.
–Catherine
Cats Are Such Dicks 
Hahah Olive does the same thing, and then proceeds to shut my laptop and run away.