Well I rang in 2012 the same way I do every year….dancing on a bar stool, wearing a stupid hat, breaking beer bottles on the floor of the bar, yelling at people, sending embarrassing text messages to everyone I know, etc. So needless to say, when I finally woke up around 11:00 today after stumbling home at around 5:30 a.m., I was not feeling too hot. I spent my New Year’s Day the same way most people in their 20’s spend the first day of the year…..hungover as fuck. I ordered pizza, curled up in a ball on the sofa, and watched around 35 episodes of ‘How I Met Your Mother’ while chugging water. Isis took the opportunity to mock my pain and suffering:
Cats Are Such Dicks 