Leave my cheez-its alone, dick.

I make no effort to work out or eat healthy. If you know me at all, chances are you know THAT about me. Well, that’s not true. In November I bought a gym membership, so we’ll call that progress.

The other night I was laying in bed, and alternating between eating cheez-its and Cheeto puffs, when this asshole right here started eyeing my dinner.


He started off stealing glances at them nonchalantly and then blatantly went in for the kill.


I’d like to believe that him stealing them is his little cute cat way of preventing me from becoming obese. But I know better than that.


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