So I drag my ass out of bed this morning because it’s been a long week and it’s too damn early for my liking.
After getting dressed and attempting to make myself look presentable enough to not get fired, I begrudgingly walk out of my bathroom and this asshole hits me in the face:
Don’t worry. I’ll go to work. You stay in bed. We’ll call it even.
–Catherine
Cats Are Such Dicks 