Today is National Pet Day because our country feels the need to declare every day some sort of stupid national holiday. National Walk Around Things Day? Guessing you probably missed that also.
Here’s a picture of one of these dick cats I live with celebrating National Pet Day.
Here we have Browning, sitting on me, his ass pointed to my face. What you can’t see is that he’s kneading the shit out of my stomach because I had just finished eating a pound of potato salad. As you can see, it’s really no different from any other day in a cat’s life because they’re complete assholes every day of the year.