Everything is a cat toy.

Whether it’s a ponytail holder, a nail file, tube of chapstick, or candy in a candy dish, cats assume that we fill our lives with these things just for their amusement.

I recently bought a mini chalk board to hang by my front door that I can write vulgarities and other insightful thoughts on. So that means I need chalk, and in a cat brain, chalk equates to an entire box of cat toys.

Phase 1: Discovery of chalk.


Phase 2: Scientific analysis of chalk to determine how aerodynamic and easy it is to knock off the washing machine and into a deep, dark place where the human will never see it again.


Phase 3: In one swipe, destroy the chalk.


Phase 4: Confirmation of chalk newly located in black abyss.



Mission is accomplished.

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