So my big, white, fluffy, stupid cat is crazy about water. I’d say to a fault. Most other cats wouldn’t drown. This one would because he’d try to…
Not a second after I’ve turned my shower water off, this guy barges in and interrupts towel time.
Uhhhh, wasn’t done here. But sure, lick the wet shower floor.
Cats Are Such Dicks 
Why do you have a camera in the shower with you?