Seriously, you’re a cat. I’ve seen you sleep on the bathroom floor, in sinks, on shelves, in my dresser, on the fireplace, in the middle of the damn floor where I’m guaranteed to trip over you, etc. Point is, you can and do sleep anywhere. But when I’m ready to go to sleep, this is apparently the only place in the house befitting your sleeps?! MY fucking pillow?!
Cats Are Such Dicks 