As the Olympics in London come to an end, we thought it’d be a great way to close them with a “what if cats were in the Olympics?” themed blog post. Here are some events Suzanne and I have come up with so far:
–who can puke the largest amount of undigested cat food in the most highly trafficked area
–bed sprints when the human is in bed
–synchronized meowing/yelling
–competitive eating (out of the self-feeder)
–internal organ crushing (based on accuracy)
–who can sit in/on the smallest object not made for sitting (points based on creativity; example: more points for sitting in an egg carton than on the counter)
–human tripping (extra points for causing a fall)
–human slapping (extra points for using claws)
–window sill sitting/sleeping (judged on balance and duration)
Cats Are Such Dicks 