This isn’t the first blog post like this, and it won’t be the last because cats are selfish and greedy little assholes predisposed to believe that everything you own is somehow theirs. Even though they’re cats, and what the hell are they going to do with a cheese grater? It doesn’t stop them.
Last night I stopped by Hobby Lobby to pick up a few things; one thing being a flower made out of burlap, AKA cat nip, apparently.
Phase 1: Discovery.
Phase 2: Surveillance, AKA “Did Quigley see this?”
Phase 3: Drag Prey to Make Believe Cat Cave and Then Remember You Don’t Have Thumbs.
Phase 4: Save Face by Rubbing Your Scent All Over it Instead, AKA: WIN.