So, as I was googling Cat News today…
I stumbled upon this little gem of a headline. This story is particularly funny to me for three reasons (and the guy didn’t die, so everyone just relax):
- This took place in Texas.
- More specifically, this took place in Houston (of COURSE).
- Investigators say the couple owns multiple cats, so they’re not exactly sure which cat is the instigator.
But apparently, when Audrey Deen Miller’s husband threatened to hurt the cat, she lost her shit and shot him in the stomach. To read the article written by a more-respectable journalist than myself, you can click here I guess.
More importantly, the cat wasn’t hurt. Most importantly, CATS ARE STILL DICKS. I’d just love to know what shenanigans this little asshole was up to before all hell broke loose.
2 Replies to “Texas Woman Shoots Her Husband Over Argument About Cat”
See all the trouble cats cause? But did you get a gander at that lady? She looks like a cat lady. From what I can see in your blog, you two don’t LOOK like cat ladies yet. 😉
Keep up the hilarious work!
Yeah. That woman is fucking scary looking. I’d shoot myself if I looked like that.