Cats only pretend they know what they’re doing.

Cats exude quasi confidence.

Walking on a one inch wide window ledge? Doesn’t even matter if they fall because they meant to do it. Eating fake flowers? They just love puking up plastic. Accidentally sitting their cat asses on your plugged-in flat iron? Hello, their hair was starting to crimp.

So, it’s no surprise that these two assholes pretended to be able to track and kill a fly all day long yesterday.


I became involved AFTER they put holes in my curtains and JUST before they tore the blinds off the damn wall.

Who knew you could capture so much stupid in one picture.

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