National Cat Day is Not About the Cats

Humans and the Internet alike lost their damn minds yesterday because it was National Cat Day.

Don’t get me wrong. I’m all for kitten delivery¬†(someone send me some kittens).¬†However, what humans and the Internet did NOT realize is that, every damn day is National Cat Day because CATS ARE SUCH DICKS.

Here’s a brief history about the creation of National Cat Day:

  • Fact: National Cat Day was not created by humans. It was created by cats.
  • Fact: National Cat Day is not about recognizing the magical creature that is the cat.
  • Fact: National Cat Day was created by cats for the sake of making humans look completely stupid for one entire day a year and to win all of the Internets.