*Insert blog content about how I get home from work and I’m tired and these asshole cats are still in bed.*

Browning has really outdone himself.



A cat making a real stupid face.

One of my favorite pastimes is making these asshole cats look like even bigger assholes. I mean, what are they gonna do about it? Nothing really because I feed them and pay their rent.

I know we said that we didn’t care about your cats because this blog was about our cats. But this stupid picture was too great to pass up.

Just a little background information. My mom has two cats: Peanut, which is a sibling to my big stupid white cat, and Trixie, who is hands down the fattest cat I’ve ever seen.

Peanut fancies herself a crap in the bathtub every once in a while. She’s an asshole like that. When she isn’t crapping in the tub, she’s doing this: