Cat Olympics

As the Olympics in London come to an end, we thought it’d be a great way to close them with a “what if cats were in the Olympics?” themed blog post. Here are some events Suzanne and I have come up with so far:

–who can puke the largest amount of undigested cat food in the most highly trafficked area

–bed sprints when the human is in bed

–synchronized meowing/yelling

–competitive eating (out of the self-feeder)

–internal organ crushing (based on accuracy)

–who can sit in/on the smallest object not made for sitting (points based on creativity; example: more points for sitting in an egg carton than on the counter)

–human tripping (extra points for causing a fall)

–human slapping (extra points for using claws)

–window sill sitting/sleeping (judged on balance and duration)